Quotes
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[Cooper and Sherman are responding to a 911 call at a fast food restaurant]
Shouting Woman : Every day, for fifteen years!
Ofcr. John Cooper : Ma'am, what's the problem?
Shouting Woman : They're out of chicken nuggets! I've eaten them every day for fifteen years!
Ofcr. John Cooper : And you called 911 because they're out of chicken nuggets?
Shouting Woman : What am I supposed to do?
Ofcr. John Cooper : I don't know what you're supposed to do, but right now you need to bring it down!
Shouting Woman : No, I won't!
Ofcr. John Cooper : Yes, you will!
[a radio call comes in, requesting that Cooper switch to a private channel, and he walks out]
Ofcr. Ben Sherman : Ma'am - have you tried the fish sandwich?
Shouting Woman : [irritated] What?
Ofcr. Ben Sherman : The fish... it's pretty good.
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[Cooper and Sherman are flagged down by a man in the street]
Man in Street : My car broke down. I'm-I-I-I gotta be someplace; I'm late.
[he starts to get in the back seat]
Ofcr. John Cooper : Whoa, whoa, stay - step away from the car, sir.
Man in Street : [returning to the front passenger window] I just told you - I have an appointment, I need a ride, right now!
Ofcr. John Cooper : We're not a taxi service, sir.
Man in Street : Fine; call me a cab.
Ofcr. John Cooper : You're a cab!
Man in Street : [stunned] ... What is wrong with you guys, man? - - you guys, bitches! - - you!