Quotes
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[Cooper and Sherman are responding to a 911 call at a fast food restaurant]
Shouting Woman : Every day, for fifteen years!
Ofcr. John Cooper : Ma'am, what's the problem?
Shouting Woman : They're out of chicken nuggets! I've eaten them every day for fifteen years!
Ofcr. John Cooper : And you called 911 because they're out of chicken nuggets?
Shouting Woman : What am I supposed to do?
Ofcr. John Cooper : I don't know what you're supposed to do, but right now you need to bring it down!
Shouting Woman : No, I won't!
Ofcr. John Cooper : Yes, you will!
[a radio call comes in, requesting that Cooper switch to a private channel, and he walks out]
Ofcr. Ben Sherman : Ma'am - have you tried the fish sandwich?
Shouting Woman : [irritated] What?
Ofcr. Ben Sherman : The fish... it's pretty good.