- Carmen Diaz: [when Miguel learns Johnny is dating her] Miggy, are you okay?
- Miguel Diaz: Yeah, I'm fine. Uh, I think. Surprised. But also not super surprised. I would have chosen someone with, uh, better food in their refrigerator.
- Demetri: [after Sam gives him a pair of sai] You realize by giving me these you've dramatically increased my odds of being stabbed to death.
- Johnny Lawrence: This is Devon Lee, our new female champion.
- Devon Lee: Hi. My pronouns are she/her.
- Johnny Lawrence: The only pronouns we accept in this dojo are sensei and student.
- Devon Lee: Those are nouns.
- Johnny Lawrence: Those are nouns.
- Devon Lee: That's an imperative.
- John Kreese: I always looked out for you, Terry. And I always will. But you need to fall back in line and follow my lead. Because there's a lot of land mines out there, and if you don't watch where you step... it's all gonna blow up.