- Glenn Quagmire: [kicks door open] Midnight - not a sound from the pavement!
- Brian Griffin: What?
- Glenn Quagmire: That's from "Cats", you idiot!
- Brian Griffin: Oh, word?
- Meg Griffin: [angrily] BRIAN!
- Brian Griffin: I don't know.
- Stewie Griffin: I don't know!
- Meg Griffin: I hate cats they scratch.
- Stewie Griffin: Pouncey is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
- Meg Griffin: One scratch from Pouncey there under that cat's spell forever.
- Meg Griffin: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Glen Quagmire: It's up to us to stop her.
- Brian Griffin: I gotta say you us one Meg
- Meg Griffin: From now on I'll be a good girl.