- John Kreese: Let him go. Now. We agreed to settle this at the tournament. And that's where we're gonna do it.
- Terry Silver: What happened to "no mercy"?
- John Kreese: You know, I thought you knew better than to question me.
- Samantha LaRusso: Seems like you're always behind me in line. First Miguel, now Robby. I have a half-eaten cupcake in there if you want some.
- Tory Nichols: You know, I'd kick your ass, but I promised your mom that I wouldn't.
- Samantha LaRusso: Stay the hell away from my family.
- Tory Nichols: Sorry. I don't take orders from tiny little bitches.
- Daniel LaRusso: I said no, all right?
- Louie: I'm telling you, cuz, she's really good. She's in her second year of grad school for child psychology.
- Amanda LaRusso: Who is?
- Daniel LaRusso: Uh, Cousin Vanessa. She wants to help out with Anthony.
- Amanda LaRusso: Oh, no offense, but if we were gonna get a pro, we could do better than Marisa Tomei Junior.
- Terry Silver: Mr. Lawrence. Breaking and entering, are we?
- Johnny Lawrence: I don't know what your deal is, but you keep your cars and your cash away from my son.
- Terry Silver: Prom is a special night. Did you even know he was going? Look, as long as Robby's with me, I'm gonna take care of him. Oh, and I gotta say, Shannon? She is a special lady, and deserved so much better.
- Johnny Lawrence: Listen to me, you ancient piece of shit. Whatever you and Kreese are up to, I'll kick both of your asses to the nursing home.
- Terry Silver: I would love to see you try.
- Demetri: I heard Logan Wang's after-party got canceled. His brother got in some middle school fight.
- Eli 'Hawk' Moskowitz: That supposed to make us feel better? That everyone else's night is ruined?
- Demetri: Yeah. It's literally the definition of "misery loves company."
- Greg Hughes: Do you have any friends, Raymond?
- Raymond: I believe it was Emerson who said that "a friend is the hope of the heart."
- Greg Hughes: Yeah. Well, it was Hughes who said, "Get your goddamn Frisbees off my roof or I'm calling the police."