Eight year old Joey gives himself a haircut before going to school. A psycho-pivotal mistake. If anyone at school finds out, he's dead. To make it right, all he has to do is tell his mom, ma... Read allEight year old Joey gives himself a haircut before going to school. A psycho-pivotal mistake. If anyone at school finds out, he's dead. To make it right, all he has to do is tell his mom, marry the girl, vacuum his room, duck the bully twins, and wait for door slam dad to come ho... Read allEight year old Joey gives himself a haircut before going to school. A psycho-pivotal mistake. If anyone at school finds out, he's dead. To make it right, all he has to do is tell his mom, marry the girl, vacuum his room, duck the bully twins, and wait for door slam dad to come home.