Photos
Quotes
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Kurt Hummel : Glee Club stands on a delicate precipice. We have all felt the cold humiliation of a slushie in the face. But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club shields us from more severe persecution: swirlies. Patriotic wedgies.
Mercedes Jones : What's a "patriotic" wedgie?
Finn Hudson : It's when they hoist you up the flagpole by your undies.
Artie Abrams : Strangely, it did make me feel more American.
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Will Schuester : Looks like everybody voted for Rachel. Including Rachel. But we need two captains, guys.
Quinn Fabray : Why two? We're fine with having Rachel represent us in the Thunderclap by herself.
Kurt Hummel : We'd actually prefer it.
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Kurt Hummel : Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee Club terror. I've done a little library research.
[showing them an old yearbook photo]
Kurt Hummel : Peter Gellar. Glee Club second tenor, 1998. He can be seen here with both a drawn-on Hitler mustache and rice paddy hat. Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Gellar had a nervous breakdown. He is now the homeless man who sleeps in front of the public library.
Quinn Fabray : Patches?
Kurt Hummel : Patches.
Brittany S. Pierce : He barks at my mom.
Kurt Hummel : [showing them another yearbook photo] Exhibit B. Tawny Peterson. Glee Club class of 2000. Seen here in her photo with a cartoon knife stuck in her head, in a macabre tableau that, in four years, would prove eerily prescient. I think I speak for all of us when I say that not having to pose for a yearbook photo might be a blessing in disguise. I suggest not fighting Figgins' ruling.
