Quotes
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Sue Sylvester : Let me put it to you this way. If it's not a full blown affair, well it's certainly heading in that direction. You need a machete to cut through the haze of lust that surrounds them.
Terri Schuester : Oh God. What am I going to do?
Sue Sylvester : I think you should both pack up and move out of the district. Unless you want to lose your man to a mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bushbaby.
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Will Schuester : What the hell were you thinking? You gave drugs to my students?
Terri Schuester : I'll say it again. They are over-the-counter, FDA approved. And if I didn't give it to them, I'm sure the kids would just find a way to get them for themselves.
Will Schuester : No! No, they wouldn't. These are good kids.
Terri Schuester : Nothing bad happened.
Principal Figgins : Howard Bamboo got arrested.
[cut to cops tackling Howard in the drugstore]
Terri Schuester : Well, that.
Will Schuester : Wait. What?
Principal Figgins : Pseudophedrine is an ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamines. Howard got picked up by the feds on suspicion of running a crystal meth lab.
Terri Schuester : I never told Howard to get them all in one place.
Will Schuester : Okay, enough, Terri. How are we supposed to raise a baby when I can't trust you to look after a group of teenagers?
