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Finn Hudson : I'm losing it. I'm tired all the time-I can't keep my eyes open. I know how lucky I am; captain of the football team, glee stud. I know I should be excited about Quinn. She's hot, popular, she's carrying my baby and all, but I can't get Rachel out of my head. She kinda freaks me out in a Swimfan kinda way, but she can really sing and her body is smoking-if you're not into boobs. My body's a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day and I have to rub biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day-growing pains. It's smells pretty bad but I mask it with Drakkar Noir. Being a guy my age is tough. Between Glee, Football, and school. and being popular, I'm kinda overwhelmed. Everyone wants something from me and I don't have the energy to do it all. I don't know how important people, like presidents or newscasters or mob bosses do it. My mom says I'm stretched too thin so I gave up homework, but that didn't help. All I know is that last night I got vaporized on level two. Level two-and I didn't even have the energy to care.
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Finn Hudson : Hey guys, how's it going? God it's a beautiful day. Let's run through the number. I'm ready and excited, are you guys? Stand up. Come on. Let's get this joint jumping.
Artie Abrams : Has your soul been taken over by captivated space aliens?
Finn Hudson : Nope. Just visited the school nurse. Got this great vitamin, and i feel fantastic! I can't wait to do the number. Let's do the number, and then after words we can build a house for habitat for humanity.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : What kind of vitamin?
Kurt Hummel : Vitamin C? Vogue magazine says it boasts energy and brightens the complection.
Finn Hudson : Vitamin D, and I got you guys some.
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Finn Hudson : What's up, A-Rage? Hey, sweet mash-up. You guys were so... energetic.
Rachel Berry : We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It... it's not cheating if everyone's doing it. We were just leveling out the playing field.
Finn Hudson : You really believe that?
Rachel Berry : No. Okay, I... I feel terrible. Even if we win, it's not gonna be satisfying.
Finn Hudson : I know. I don't even remember performing. What do you think we should do?
Rachel Berry : I think... the only way to make things right is to just withdraw from the competition. You know, admit that we were wrong and disqualify our respective teams immediately. No one gets to win.
Finn Hudson : Cool.
Rachel Berry : I'm sorry about what I said the other day. About calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn Hudson : Ah, that's all right. I didn't even know what those words meant.
Rachel Berry : What I meant to say is that I guess I get caught up in the competitive hysteria, too. My goals are too selfish. You know, it's time for me to stop competing against everyone and start competing alongside them.
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Rachel Berry : Cheater!
Finn Hudson : I don't know what you're talking about.
Rachel Berry : You took performance enhancers before your mash-up. Kurt told me. It's deplorable, contemptible, and it's just plain wrong. It's also cheating. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start calling you F-Rod.
Finn Hudson : Hey, hey, hey. Back off. I'm nothing like A-Rod, okay? I'd never take steroids. They make your junk fall off. Listen, Rachel, you don't know what it's like for me, the kind of pressure I'm under.
Rachel Berry : Oh, we all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? The natural way, with a rigorous diet and exercise routine. I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day. I have my protein shake with banana and flaxseed oil, and by 6:10, I'm on the elliptical. You know how I motivate myself? Not with anything artificial. I set a goal and I won't rest until I reach it.
Finn Hudson : Yeah, well, that's personal pressure. If you don't meet your goal, you're the only one who loses. I have to be the quarterback, the male lead, and deal with a pregnant girlfriend who yells at me about ice cream, so, yeah, maybe I helped me and my teammates out a little bit, but it's only because I'm sick and tired of working so hard and still losing.
Rachel Berry : Yeah, but winning by cheating isn't winning.
Finn Hudson : Oh, don't give me that. The only reason you're so pissed about this is 'cause you know you can't compete with us.
Rachel Berry : Oh, I am offended by that accusation. We haven't performed yet, but if I may say, our mash-up is spectacular.
Finn Hudson : Still isn't going to be as good. We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it.
