"Glee" Vitamin D (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Chris Colfer: Kurt Hummel

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Quotes 

  • Finn Hudson : Hey guys, how's it going? God it's a beautiful day. Let's run through the number. I'm ready and excited, are you guys? Stand up. Come on. Let's get this joint jumping.

    Artie Abrams : Has your soul been taken over by captivated space aliens?

    Finn Hudson : Nope. Just visited the school nurse. Got this great vitamin, and i feel fantastic! I can't wait to do the number. Let's do the number, and then after words we can build a house for habitat for humanity.

    Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : What kind of vitamin?

    Kurt Hummel : Vitamin C? Vogue magazine says it boasts energy and brightens the complection.

    Finn Hudson : Vitamin D, and I got you guys some.

  • Rachel Berry : I told you guys.

    Santana Lopez : We know. You've been berating us for the better part of an hour.

    Quinn Fabray : Were they really that good?

    Rachel Berry : They were, Quinn. Look, I was fine with arranging, choreographing, and directing this number free of charge. But we underestimated the boys. Their number will go to sectionals, and once again, I will be humiliated.

    Mercedes Jones : How were we supposed to know they'd rock the house? They've never been good.

    Tina Cohen-Chang : How did they d-d-do it?

    Kurt Hummel : [entering]  The real question is "What were they on?". Though I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers.

    [blank stares] 

    Kurt Hummel : We all took something.

  • Will Schuester : Competition. Every one of these people or elements was a champion in their own right. But they used competing with each other to make themselves even better.

    Kurt Hummel : I don't understand how lightning is in competition with an above-ground swimming pool.

    Will Schuester : Just go with it. You guys have become complacent. You were great at the invitational, but you got to up your game if you want get through to sectionals. Okay, split up. Guys on the left side, girls on the right side.

    [nobody moves] 

    Will Schuester : Let's go, come on.

    [the two groups separate] 

    Will Schuester : All right.

    [Kurt moves to join the girls] 

    Will Schuester : Kurt?

    [he nods towards the boys' group] 

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