- Kerry: [inquiring] You Jack?
- Jack: [nonchalantly] That's What They Call Me
- Kerry: I'm Kerry
- Jack: Hi
- [Jack takes a strong sip of his drink]
- Kerry: I'm Your Sister
- [Jack spits out his drink all over his bed]
- Kerry: Oh... I Am So Not Taking You Too The Movies
- Jack: [puzzled] I don't have a sister
- Kerry: [informatively] Yeah well you do now
- Jack: [perplexed] How can you be my sister?
- Kerry: [in disbelief] Seriously?
- [bluntly]
- Kerry: Well Your Dad Bonked My Mom
- [Jack looks confused]