- Doug Wilson: We ask ourselves what would George Hamilton do?
- Silas Botwin: What? Why?
- Doug Wilson: The man slept with his step-mother when he was 12 years old. Clearly he can do anything.
- Celia Hodes: You think it's comfortable for me to work in Super Sneakers? Well it's not! But I will suffer for my beliefs. You know who else did that? Jesus.
- Doug Wilson: I thought Jesus wore Birkenstocks.