True Blood (TV Series)
Beyond Here Lies Nothin' (2009)
Alexander Skarsgård: Eric Northman
Quotes
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Eric Northman : [playing yahtzee] How long does this game go on for?
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : We play to five million.
Hadley Hale : [whining] She's way ahead.
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : It's pure luck. Yahtzee is the most egalitarian game in the world. You could be my social, physical or intellectual inferior, but your chances are equal to mine. It's the perfect antidote for this world, where things of inferiority and superiority do matter.
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Sophie-Anne Leclerq : You know there's a maenad in Renard parish.
Eric Northman : Yes. That is the reason I came to see you, your majesty.
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : I wouldn't get involved if I were you. Stick to what you're good at. I gave William Compton a few bits of hand-me-down folklore that accumulated over the centuries. But who knows what's gospel or gorilla shit... You know, I think he's monogamous with his human.
Eric Northman : He is in love with her, yes.
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : He is? Well, of course. He would be with her. You probably are too.
Eric Northman : [almost reluctant] I do not love humans.
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : She's not entirely human. Have you tasted her?
Eric Northman : Sadly, no.
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : Don't, ever. One vampire falling in love is bad enough.
Eric Northman : Yes. Bill Compton certainly has a knack for finding trouble.
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : For instance, how does he know I'm having you sell vampire blood?
[when he says nothing]
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : Guards hear everything.
Eric Northman : Your majesty, I'm sorry. There's no way he could...
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : That is really bad.
Eric Northman : He does not know you are supplying it.
Sophie-Anne Leclerq : [jumping him] He better not! I'm holding you responsible.
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Eric Northman : I will take care of Bill Compton.