- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: What's the Blue Wazoo?
- Boss Hogg: Oh Rosco, don't your tiny pea-brain know nothing? Oiseau is a Frenchie word for bird and the Blue Oiseau is a famous Frenchie stamp with a blue bird on it. There ain't but a couple in the whole world, and they'res worth a fortune.
- Vance Duke: Now just a dog-gone ding dang minute, we're law-abiding U.S. of A. type citizens.
- Daisy Duke: That's right, Inspector, and Boss Hogg's as crooked as a dog's hind legs!
- Coy Duke: Well, I'll be a fish in a frying pan. That mud slinging Boss Hogg gone and double crossed us again.
- Vance Duke: That hog-drivin' hot dog done sideswiped us!
- Coy Duke: He can't get away with that. Buckle up tight and hang loose!
- Daisy Duke: Look up yonder!
- Coy Duke: It's Blankie LeBlanc, sure as shoot!
- Daisy Duke: Well, what are we waitin' for? Put the peddle to the metal, cousin!