Prep & Landing (2009 TV Short)

Sarah Chalke: Magee

Quotes 

• Magee : 8 Maids-a-Milking this is Jingle Bell. Come in 8 Maids-a-Milking.

  Dasher : [to himself]  I really hate that callsign.

  [Loudly] 

  Dasher : Can barely hear you Jingle Bell. We are in soup!

  Dancer : We're flying blind man. Tell her we're flying blind!

• Magee : You'll like him. He graduated top of his class at Kringle Academy.

  Lanny : [Trying to open door]  A little help here?

  Magee : It was a small class.

• Magee : Hi, Wayne. Aw, you lose a bet, sweetie?

  Wayne : This is my celebration tie.

  Magee : Wayne, you didn't get the promotion.

  Wayne : What?

  Magee : Peterson got it.

  Wayne : My partner?

  Magee : Yeah.

  Wayne : So, no parking sticker?

• Magee : Nothing will go wrong, nothing will go wrong, nothing will go wrong...

  Mission control elf : Sir, there's a storm alert over Sector 7.

  Magee : Oh, frostbite!

• Magee : You're disappointed.

  Wayne : Oh no. No! I'm glad for Peterson. What are you crazy? Because he was trained by me. I mean seriously are you crazy? I'm so glad the Big Guy notice him and not me. So there you go.

• Wayne : Mageee, patch me through to the Big Guy.

  Magee : Wayne, it's over.

  Wayne : Patch me through or I'll tell everyone about you and Tiny!

  Magee : Patching you throught.

• The Big Guy : It's just a little snow, Magee. I can handle it.

  Magee : It's not that, sir. The site's not prepped. We have no choice... Figgy Pudding.

  [All gasp] 

  The Big Guy : It's never come to that! What about Timmy?

  Magee : With all due respect, sir, there are millions of other children counting on you. You can't let them down. We'll make it up to Timmy somehow, I promise.

• Magee : Oh, yeah? Well, I have Santa for secret Santa this year. How am I going to pull that off?

• Magee : This is it, people! 364 days of planning, one night of perfect execution.