SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Curse of Bikini Bottom/Squidward in Clarinetland (2009)

Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs, Eagle Head

Quotes 

• [as Squidward searches for his clarinet that SpongeBob has taken, he finds himself in a forest full of clarinets and bumps into a giant eagle head] 

  Eagle Head : I am the keeper of the horned forest. State your business here.

  Squidward : Uh... I'm trying to find my clarinet.

  Eagle Head : Your clarinet?

  Squidward : Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.

  Eagle Head : [laughs]  A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?

  Squidward : You calling me a liar?

  Eagle Head : [grabbing Squidward with its tongue]  I don't appreciate your tone.

  Squidward : I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

  Eagle Head : This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.

  [eagle squeezes Squidward tightly] 

  Squidward : I've learned! I've learned respect.

  Eagle Head : I don't believe you.

  [eagle swallows Squidward] 

• Squidward : This is an outrage! I no longer tolerate my personal items being soiled by the ravels that crawls in this restaurant! I demand a place to put my stuff!

  Mr. Krabs : Hmm... Okay, uhhh, I suppose you could put it with the nacho cheese. No one's got near that in years.

  Squidward : You ever read this?

  [Hands out a book] 

  Mr. Krabs : [reading]  "Bikini Bottom Labor Regulations"? Ewww! GROSS!

  [grows hives] 

  Mr. Krabs : GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! IT'S GIVING ME HIVES!

  Squidward : It specifically states that all employers must provide his or her employees with a secure, clean place to store personal property.

  Mr. Krabs : Gahh! Blast you, Squidward! You drive a hard bargain. I guess I could rustle something up for ya.