SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
The Curse of Bikini Bottom/Squidward in Clarinetland (2009)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward
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Quotes
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[as Squidward searches for his clarinet that SpongeBob has taken, he finds himself in a forest full of clarinets and bumps into a giant eagle head]
Eagle Head : I am the keeper of the horned forest. State your business here.
Squidward : Uh... I'm trying to find my clarinet.
Eagle Head : Your clarinet?
Squidward : Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.
Eagle Head : [laughs] A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
Squidward : You calling me a liar?
Eagle Head : [grabbing Squidward with its tongue] I don't appreciate your tone.
Squidward : I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Eagle Head : This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.
[eagle squeezes Squidward tightly]
Squidward : I've learned! I've learned respect.
Eagle Head : I don't believe you.
[eagle swallows Squidward]
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Squidward : This is an outrage! I no longer tolerate my personal items being soiled by the ravels that crawls in this restaurant! I demand a place to put my stuff!
Mr. Krabs : Hmm... Okay, uhhh, I suppose you could put it with the nacho cheese. No one's got near that in years.
Squidward : You ever read this?
[Hands out a book]
Mr. Krabs : [reading] "Bikini Bottom Labor Regulations"? Ewww! GROSS!
[grows hives]
Mr. Krabs : GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! IT'S GIVING ME HIVES!
Squidward : It specifically states that all employers must provide his or her employees with a secure, clean place to store personal property.
Mr. Krabs : Gahh! Blast you, Squidward! You drive a hard bargain. I guess I could rustle something up for ya.