SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
The Curse of Bikini Bottom/Squidward in Clarinetland (2009)
Brian Doyle-Murray: Flying Dutchman
Quotes
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[SpongeBob and Patrick's fooling around with a lawn mower disturbs the Flying Dutchman and gets his beard shaved off, arousing his wrath]
Flying Dutchman : WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?
SpongeBob : [seeing the clean-shaven Dutchman] You're not the Flying Dutchman.
Patrick Star : Yeah, the Flying Dutchman has a beard.
Flying Dutchman : I don't look like the Flying Dutchman because YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!
SpongeBob : Oh, it makes you look a thousand years younger!
Flying Dutchman : I don't want to look younger! I hate youth! I'll probably get pimples again.
Patrick Star : Your beard will just grow back.
Flying Dutchman : You know nothing of my facial hair! IT'LL TAKE A THOUSAND YEARS FOR MY BEARD TO GROW BACK!
SpongeBob : I'm sorry. But we don't know what it's like to be ghosts.
Flying Dutchman : Well, maybe it's time you learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be ghostified!
Patrick Star : Ghostified? That's not even a real word.
[the Dutchman zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, who giggle]
Flying Dutchman : Okay, you're having too much fun.
[He zaps them again, turning them green and translucent and turning their legs into ghost-like tails]
Patrick Star : We're mermaids.
Flying Dutchman : YOU'RE GHOSTS!
SpongeBob , Patrick Star : Ohh!
SpongeBob : We're ghosts! Yaaaay!
Flying Dutchman : This isn't really working out the way I imagined.
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Flying Dutchman : [staring at his clean-shaven face in the mirror] Well, at least I still have my personality.