SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Curse of Bikini Bottom/Squidward in Clarinetland (2009)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Fish#105

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Quotes 

• [SpongeBob and Patrick's fooling around with a lawn mower disturbs the Flying Dutchman and gets his beard shaved off, arousing his wrath] 

  Flying Dutchman : WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?

  SpongeBob : [seeing the clean-shaven Dutchman]  You're not the Flying Dutchman.

  Patrick Star : Yeah, the Flying Dutchman has a beard.

  Flying Dutchman : I don't look like the Flying Dutchman because YOU MORONS CUT OFF MY BEARD!

  SpongeBob : Oh, it makes you look a thousand years younger!

  Flying Dutchman : I don't want to look younger! I hate youth! I'll probably get pimples again.

  Patrick Star : Your beard will just grow back.

  Flying Dutchman : You know nothing of my facial hair! IT'LL TAKE A THOUSAND YEARS FOR MY BEARD TO GROW BACK!

  SpongeBob : I'm sorry. But we don't know what it's like to be ghosts.

  Flying Dutchman : Well, maybe it's time you learned. Until my beard grows back, I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts. Prepare to be ghostified!

  Patrick Star : Ghostified? That's not even a real word.

  [the Dutchman zaps SpongeBob and Patrick, who giggle] 

  Flying Dutchman : Okay, you're having too much fun.

  [He zaps them again, turning them green and translucent and turning their legs into ghost-like tails] 

  Patrick Star : We're mermaids.

  Flying Dutchman : YOU'RE GHOSTS!

  SpongeBob , Patrick Star : Ohh!

  SpongeBob : We're ghosts! Yaaaay!

  Flying Dutchman : This isn't really working out the way I imagined.