- Vicki Springer: You want me to forge 2 passes?
- Dawn Murphy: You said you'd do me a favor.
- Vicki Springer: I was kind of hoping it'd be something that wouldn't get me FLOGGED.
- Meg Bando: [She is a prison guard. She is pretending to be kind and sympathetic, walking with Vicki and leading her, on her first day in prison.] If you have any problems, don't hesitate to talk to me about them. I have a very extensive background in helping women adjust to the problems of institutional life.
- Vicki Springer: [she is naive, and foolishly believes her.] Thank you, I'll remember that.
- Meg Bando: [roughly pushes Vicki into a big prison cell with the other inmates] NEW MEAT!
- Vicki Springer: [sarcastically] What's Miss Congeniality in for?
- Eve Shipley: [matter-of-factly] Oh, she killed someone.
- Vicki Springer: [scared] Oh, my god! And she's here?
- Bonnie Harper: It wasn't her fault. He was beating her, and beating her, and beating her. How many beatings can a girl take in one day?
- Pam: [and a bunch of other inmates, all together, off-stage] FOUR!