- Nathan Ford: Friend of yours?
- Sophie Devereaux: Well, If by that you mean murderous, treacherous backstabber, than yes.
- Nathan Ford: Yeah, I thought so. Seemed like your type.
- Alec Hardison: You were scared to fight a girl.
- Eliot Spencer: She'd mop the floor with you, Hardison
- Alec Hardison: I don't care.
- Eliot Spencer: Seriously, she actually killed a guy once with a mop. It's a funny story, actually. She broke the mop and took...
- Alec Hardison: Eliot, Eliot.
- Alec Hardison: Chaos, I heard you were in jail. Guess I was wrong.
- Colin Mason: Hardison. I heard you sucked. Guess I was right.
- Nathan Ford: If you know about us, then you would know to get out of my city.
- Marcus Stark: It's still your city, Nate. I'm... I'm just gonna take her out for one night of cheap fun. I'll get her back to you in the morning.
- Parker: Is that C-4?
- Sophie Devereaux: Oh! Parker... please don't poke at the motion-sensitive bomb.
- Nathan Ford: So, uh... secret admirer?
- Sophie Devereaux: Well, it's no secret they want me dead.
- Sophie Devereaux: All right, everybody get out of here right now.
- Nathan Ford: I'm gonna stay. I'm gonna stay with Sophie, all right?
- Alec Hardison: We're not leaving you, Sophie.
- Sophie Devereaux: Look, I appreciate what you guys are trying to do, but just... if you don't get out of here now, then... then I'm going to kill you myself when this over.
- Sophie Devereaux: Nobody's going to recognize me.
- Nathan Ford: How's that?
- Sophie Devereaux: [hurt] Nate, I'm acting!
- Sophie Devereaux: So this is what you do, right? You take... you take footage of us on cons and you... you... you download it into that?
- Alec Hardison: eah, I analyze it, I monitor comms, I scan for all police frequencies, I... you had no idea I do all this, did you? Does nobody respect the van? The van is important! What... what is that?
- Sophie Devereaux: It's lemon-zest tea. I gotta tell you, it's... it's a little bit... it's a little bit wiffy in here.
- Alec Hardison: It smells like hard work, that's what it smells like!
- Alec Hardison: [Looking at Sophie in mock shock] A-are you saying that you saw other teams before us?
- [Sophie smiles]
- Parker: Really, Just another Nate before Nate.
- [Clarifying with a shrug]
- Eliot Spencer: Let me ask you a question.
- [Looking at Nate with a Cocky-Smirk]
- Eliot Spencer: What bugs you more: is it the fact that He
- [meaning Stark]
- Eliot Spencer: was with Sophie first... or that He outsmarted you?
- Nathan Ford: [Turning from the Screen, to stare at Eliot, he then turns to Sophie] Moving On.
- [Eliot and Parker share laughing smiles]