The Holdovers (2023)

Brady Hepner: Teddy Kountze

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• Teddy Kountze : Sir, I don't understand.

  Paul Hunham : That's glaringly apparent.

  Teddy Kountze : I can't fail this class.

  Paul Hunham : Oh, don't sell yourself short, Mr. Kountze, I truly believe that you can.

• Jason Smith : Didn't we already have this for lunch?

  Teddy Kountze : And it was crappy then.

  Paul Hunham : Consider yourselves lucky. During the Third Punic campaign, 149 to 146 BC, the Romans laid siege to Carthage for three entire years. By the time it ended, the Carthaginians were reduced to eating sand and drinking their own urine. Hence the term "punitive."

• Angus Tully : Where's my photo?

  Teddy Kountze : What photo?

  Angus Tully : I think you know what photo, and you stole it.

  Teddy Kountze : I resent that baseless accusation.

  Angus Tully : Give me my godamn picture.

  Teddy Kountze : Hey, what's your problem, Tully? You homesick? Huh? Gonna cry? Little boy misses his mommy?

  Angus Tully : Fuck you, Kountze. Why are you even here, anyway? Where's your family?

  Teddy Kountze : We're renovating our house, all right? It's all torn up. They're storing the tools and stuff in my room.

  Angus Tully : That's what they told you? It's winter, idiot. Nobody renovates their house in the winter. Your parents don't want you around because you're a fucking insecure sociopath.

  Teddy Kountze : A what?

  Angus Tully : I mean, who'd want you for a son? That's why you grind everybody, because deep down you know you're an asshole. Plus, academically, you're a disaster. I mean, if I were your parents, I'd never want you home again. The only tool in your room is you.

• Teddy Kountze : I'm supposed to go to Cornell.

  Paul Hunham : Unlikely.

• Teddy Kountze : Extra reading over vacation and no makeup test? Are you fucking kidding me? Nice work, asshole!

  Angus Tully : Can you not talk, please? I'm trying to pray.

  Teddy Kountze : You better pray I don't catch you alone. Because I will full on nut-punch you!

  Angus Tully : Tone it down. Jesus can hear you.