- Frankie Derwent: Well, this is a pickle.
- Bobby Jones: Just a bit.
- Frankie Derwent: You're just going to sit there.
- Bobby Jones: Yes, I thought I'd just sit here and, you know, obey the laws of physics.
- Frankie Derwent: Me, too. Do you mind if I'm sick?
- Bobby Jones: Help yourself.
- Frankie Derwent: What?
- Bobby Jones: Because they actually thought that we might understand it.
- Frankie Derwent: Yes. Had they realised how thick we are, they probably would have left us alone.
- Frankie Derwent: She's done it.
- Bobby Jones: What? Who has?
- Frankie Derwent: My ridiculous, off-the-pavement mother has actually cracked the case.
- Roger Bassington-ffrench: So are you two going to get married? You should.
- Frankie Derwent: Take that back! We're not getting married because he says so.
- Frankie Derwent: By the way, how'd you know it was Lady Frances? I mean, it is, technically, but I don't tend to tell people that.
- Dr. James Nicholson: Do you know, I'm not sure. Perhaps I read about you in the society pages.
- Frankie Derwent: Really? You don't seem the type to bother with that sort of thing.
- Dr. James Nicholson: I shall take that as a compliment.
- Frankie Derwent: Bobby, come meet Roger.
- Roger Bassington-ffrench: I thought his name was Steve.
- Frankie Derwent: Man of moods.
- Roger Bassington-ffrench: I see. He's a member of your organisation, is he?
- Frankie Derwent: He is the organisation.
- Porter: Your uncle?
- Frankie Derwent: Yes.
- Porter: And he's a member?
- Frankie Derwent: Exactly. We're a military family, you see. One of my ancestors fought at the Battle of Naseby.
- Porter: Really? On which side?
- Frankie Derwent: I... my mother's, I think.
- Moira Nicholson: You arrogant, entitled little bitch!
- Frankie Derwent: I'm literally entitled, but I think arrogant bitch is more your house.