The Lego Movie (2014)
Will Arnett: Batman, Bruce Wayne
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Quotes
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Batman : [while under attack] To the Batmobile!
[the Bad Guys shoot at the Batmobile, blowing it up]
Batman : Dang it...
Wonder Woman : To the Invisible Jet!
[the Bad Guys shoot at an empty space next to the Batmobile, causing an explosion]
Wonder Woman : Dang it...
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Batman : I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.
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Batman : [to Lucy] If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you.
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Batman : You know, I don't want to spoil the party but, does anyone notice that we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? Do you know what kind of sunburn I'm going to get? None, 'cause I'm covered in latex, but you guys are going to get seriously fried. I mean it's not like a... like a big gigantic ship is just going to come out of nowhere and save US by gosh.
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Robot : [At the Octan loading bay] Who are you here to see?
Batman : I'm here to see... your butt!
Robot : Is that a last name Butt, first name Your...?
Robot : [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot decapitating him] Oh, my gosh!
[Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws another Batarangs at the gate button but fails to hit it]
Batman : Pow!
[he throws another which still doesn't hit it]
Batman : Wham!
[he throws another and misses again]
Batman : Kezap!
[he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green]
Batman : First try!
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Emmet : I'm just gonna come right out, I have no idea what's going on or what this place is at all.
Unikitty : Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Emmet : So there are no signs on anything. How does anyone know what not to do?
Unikitty : Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.
Lucy : You just said the word "no" like a thousand times.
Unikitty : And there's also no consistency.
Batman : [the clown and the lizard man are dancing around him] I hate this place.
Unikitty : Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!
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[after Batman flies in and saves them]
Batman : Relax, everybody, I'm here.
Emmet : Batman!
[to Lucy]
Batman : What's up, babe?
Lucy : Babe!
Emmet : What?
Lucy : Oh, sorry.
[to Batman]
Lucy : Batman, this is Emmet.
[to Emmet]
Lucy : Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.
Batman : I'm Batman.
Emmet : That's your boyfriend?
[Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them]
Emmet : Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?
Lucy : It's actually a funny story. Right, Bat...?
[she turns to see Batman has disappeared]
Bad Cop : There he is!
Batman : Police to meet you, Bad Cop.
[Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]
Bad Cop : Batman! The pleasure is all mine!
[Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle]
Batman : Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.
[Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it starts plummeting to the ground]
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Batman : [about Cloud Cukoo Land] I hate this place.
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Batman : Bruce Wayne? Uh... who's that? Sounds like a cool guy.
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Batman : Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.
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Batman : This is not how Batman dies.
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Batman : What're you losers talking about? Thought I'd help you guys out. Left the weird cat thing to stall.
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Batman : First try.
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Batman : What... the heck... is that?
Emmet : It's a double Decker couch, which seemed like a good idea at the time, but I now realize it's not super helpful. But it does, you know, it has cup holders, seats flip up with coolers underneath.
Batman : You are so disappointing on so many levels.
Vitruvius : Why are my pants cold and wet?
Lucy : Ew.
Vitruvius : Uh...
