- Zed McGlunk: Dirty rotten thieves!
- Carl Sweetchuck: The car thieves?
- Zed McGlunk: Food thieves! Somebody stole my families recipe for Oakey Finoakey stew!
- Big Bertha: Thunderation!
- Big Bertha: Behave yourselves. This is your cousin, even if he is a lousy, no good ratfink cop.
- Eugene Tackleberry: [using CB] Breaker, breaker. This is the Tack, target in range, all cylinders go!