- Debbie Callahan: Jinx approaching at three o'clock.
- Eugene Tackleberry: Oh oh, it's Bad Luck Sweetchuck.
- Carl Sweetchuck: Why are we stopping at the bank?
- Zed McGlunk: I wanna put this rabbit's foot you gave me in my safe deposit box. I already got a shark's tooth and some bird feathers. As soon as I collect enough parts, I'm gonna build myself a pet.
- Carl Sweetchuck: Look, up ahead: it's the pirate band!
- Zed McGlunk: The Pirate Band? Wow! I've got all o' their albums!
- Carey Mahoney: [to Harris] Gosh, Captain, when your face turns purple like that, it really brings out the color of your eyes.
- Carey Mahoney: [Captain Harris has fallen out of his office window into a garbage container] Good news, Captain, Sweetchuck's curse is broken.
- Captain Thaddeus Harris: [groans in agony] So is my leg!
- [all the other officers appear in the windows and laugh heartilly at Harris]