Police Academy: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Lights, Action, Coppers (1988)

Don Francks: Thomas 'House' Conklin

Quotes 

• Captain Thaddeus Harris : And you let some two-bit crooked movie director snatch a 30 foot monkey from right under your nose!

  Thomas 'House' Conklin : Well, actually, it was a tactical miscalculation, a strategic oversight.

  Zed McGlunk : Yeah, he means he blew it.

  Thomas 'House' Conklin : Yeah, that's it.

  Captain Thaddeus Harris : Well, I want it caught and returned in one piece, now!

  Carey Mahoney : We'd love to, Sir, but eh, there's this little matter of transportation.

  Moses Hightower : The big gorilla stepped on our patrol cars.

• Thomas 'House' Conklin : [watching a movie at the cinema]  Oh no! He's gonna squish her!

  Zed McGlunk : Come on, House, you've seen "The Revenge of Gordzilla" 15 times. You know she's gonna get rescued by Yakamoto Sakataki.

  Thomas 'House' Conklin : I don't know, Zed. Maybe this time he won't show up.