- Carl Sweetchuck: Whe-where are we?
- Zed McGlunk: Oh, far out! We're on Mars!
- Carey Mahoney: We weren't in space long enough to get to the moon, let alone Mars.
- Zed McGlunk: Don't be so sure, there are time warps, you know...
- Moses Hightower: Ordinary tribesmen don't have weapons like that!
- Carey Mahoney: Hightower's on the money. I think there's a Mr. Big behind this game.
- Laverne Hooks: Never mind Mr. Big, and look out for Mr. Boulder!