- Debbie Callahan: That sand trail matches the kind found near the armored car that was robbed.
- Eugene Tackleberry: Are you sure?
- Debbie Callahan: The Sand Scanner never lies.
- Carl Sweetchuck: What's Commandant Lassard doing here?
- Carey Mahoney: His laundry. The Academy's washing machine is missing a few screws.
- Larvelle Jones: Yeah, just like Lassard.
- Larvelle Jones: [salesman voice] Yes folks, put an end to those nasty leaks with Whale-O-Matic, no aquarium should be without one.