- Carey Mahoney: [driving home] Someone's moving into my apartment building. And they're blocking the driveway. Who is this lawbreaker?
- [realizing it's a beautiful woman]
- Carey Mahoney: Oh my... oh my, oh my, oh my!
- [drives his car straight into the open mover's truck]
- Carl Sweetchuck: The rattle landed in with the turkey drumsticks. We gotta find it.
- Thomas 'House' Conklin: This is the kinda challenge I live for!
- Laverne Hooks: [Baby Nelly has commandeered a police car and Hooks is holding on to the hood] Nelly, pull over this minute. Whoa-oah... Nelly!
- Zed McGlunk: Oh, wow! Like, you caught Babyface Benny, the notiorious midget bankrobber!
- Laverne Hooks: No Zed, this is Little Nelly, the notorious toddler.