- Blair Waldorf: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, or social hierarchy. They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf! It's over.
- Chuck Bass: How can you do this to me?
- Blair Waldorf: What are you talking about?
- Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass. And I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like that?
- Blair Waldorf: That's not how it is.
- Chuck Bass: It's exactly how it is. The next time you forget you're Blair Waldorf, remember I'm Chuck Bass. And I love you.
- Jenny Humphrey: [her arm draped around her brother's shoulders] Eric, Constance is gonna be so different. There's no more hierarchy, no more mean girls... no one copying how the queen dresses. It's a new era of sunlight and fairness.
- Eric van der Woodsen: I don't think that's what Blair had in mind when she picked you to be her successor.
- Blair Waldorf: [to the bearded hippie with his feet on the table] And by the way, sandals are not shoes.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [job interview with fashion icon] Thank you so much for seeing me on short notice.
- Tory Burch: You came highly recommended by Anna Wintour. I was happy to make the time. Tell me about yourself.