Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Lost Boy (2009)

Katrina Begin: Aubrey

Quotes 

• Dan Humphrey : So you're being pretty open-minded about Georgina.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well, maybe it's because since I started dating Carter I have never been more pleasantly surprised.

  Dan Humphrey : Wait, so you're... you're now dating Carter Baizen?

  [with laughter in his voice:] 

  Dan Humphrey : Is it because Chuck isn't currently available?

  Serena van der Woodsen : [jabs his shoulder with her elbow]  He's not like Chuck anymore. Which is why I'm saying, if you wanna date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to make sure there's not an ice pick under the bed.

  Dan Humphrey : We're not dating. We are... uh... we're just hanging out.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Then, piece of advice? You should make sure she knows that. Because if Georgina likes somebody, she will go from zero to crazy before you know it. Good luck.

  Dan Humphrey : Thanks. You too.

  [on his way] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : [Carter appears, she gets a kiss]  Hey...!

  [chuckles] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Why are we meeting downtown? What's the big surprise?

  Carter Baizen : I've been staying at the Downing. What do you say to a weekend of room service and white fluffy robes?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Can you afford a hotel? I thought your parents cut you off.

  Carter Baizen : Where there's a white fluffy robe, there's a way.

  [she gives that delightful chuckle of hers] 

  Carter Baizen : Unless you have plans tonight.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well, not me, but maybe we?

  [attractive young girl in red dress walks by] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : There's this family thing tonight. It's an auction, but I thought...

  Aubrey : Carter?

  [bright smile, points at herself:] 

  Aubrey : Aubrey.

  [he doesn't respond] 

  Aubrey : We met at Brandy Library last month? You have no idea who I am, do you?

  Carter Baizen : No.

  [shakes his head] 

  Carter Baizen : But probably because I wasn't at Brandy Library last month.

  Aubrey : [chuckles]  Oh, okay, so I guess I had sex with another Carter Baizen who drinks his single malt with one ice cube and claimed to be leaving with the Peace Corps the next day.

  Carter Baizen : Sounds like a charming fellow.

  [Aubrey slaps him through the face and walks away] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Mistaken identity?

  Carter Baizen : Obviously. You know I take my Scotch neat.

  [Serena rolls her eyes] 

  Carter Baizen : I have no idea who that woman is, Serena! That's- Hey, that's not me anymore.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Okay.

  Carter Baizen : What about tonight? You were gonna ask me something?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Uh, you know, it was- It was nothing, I... I... I'll call you later.

  [walks away]