Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 2 - The Siege of Spinner Cay (2009 Video Game)
Alexandra Boyd: Elaine Marley-Threepwood
Quotes
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Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Guybrush is missing one hand] I can handle things here, but you've got to get your hands - er, sorry. I mean, you've got to get hold of those summoning artifacts, they are the key to everything.
Guybrush Threepwood : But...
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : McGillicutty's men have got one of them stashed somewhere. Before you turned up I was about to go to Roe Island to follow up on a lead, and I've got LeChuck looking for the third one on Spoon Isle.
Guybrush Threepwood : LeChuck? You let him go? You sent him on a mission?
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Yes. Don't worry, dear. He's harmless.
Guybrush Threepwood : I'm sorry, I thought I just heard you describe *LeChuck*, fearsome voodoo ghostly demonic pure evil incarnate pirate LeChuck, as "harmless"! I wonder when I started hallucinating?
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Guybrush, he's different, and I don't have time to argue. He's going to need your help.
[Baby voice]
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Please, my Swashbuckling Sea Stud?
Guybrush Threepwood : No!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Baby voice] Please?
Guybrush Threepwood : Nu uh!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Baby voice] Pretty please?
Guybrush Threepwood : Nope!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Baby voice] Pretty please with marshmellows?
Guybrush Threepwood : Negative!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Baby voice] Come on...
Guybrush Threepwood : No way!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Baby voice] For me?
Guybrush Threepwood : Nyet!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Baby voice] I'll be your best friend...
Guybrush Threepwood : Forget it!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Giggles] I'll make it worth your while...
Guybrush Threepwood : Not gonna happen!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Baby voice] But I'm your wife...
Guybrush Threepwood : [sigh] Fine...
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Guybrush Threepwood : You said you came here partly for the monkeys... what monkeys?
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : All those poor monkeys LeChuck had cast a spell over on my ship. We were able to gather them all up and we're gonna make sure that they all get back to their proper habitat. Several of them are native to the Jerkbait Islands.
Guybrush Threepwood : Sounds like you spent more time rescuing monkeys than you did looking for me. I can do anything those monkeys can do!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : I've seen you scratch your behind in the morning, you're very talented.
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Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Upon noticing that Guybrush has a hook for a hand] Oh my God! Your hand!
Guybrush Threepwood : What hand?
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Exactly! What happened to your hand? And *where* is your wedding ring?
Guybrush Threepwood : Uh oh... uh... well, it happened liked this...
Captain McGillicutty : [to merfolk leader] Arr! I should gut ya where ya stand!
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Uh oh! I better get back there before they kill each other. Here, take my ring!
Guybrush Threepwood : Aw, no... that's the one I...
Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Just take it! Trust me! And *don't* loose it, Guybrush Treepwood!
Guybrush Threepwood : Aw, come on. Who's absent-minded enough to loose *two* wedding rings
Pyrite Parrot : [Gets up his shoulder] Bwaaaaaak! It's me, Guybrush Treepwood, Mighty Pirate!
Guybrush Threepwood : Shut up, you!