- Regis Philbin: As a matter of fact, Robby is wearing his lucky shorts, which uh, brought you some good luck at an NBA- not that I, not that I SAW them or anything! But he TELLS me he's wearing his lucky shorts! And they came in handy at an NBA basketball game.
- Robby Roseman: Yeah, I actually, uh, beat an NBA player, and won a sky box for twenty of my friends.
- Regis Philbin: Is that in the free throw contest?
- Robby Roseman: Yeah, something like that.
- Regis Philbin: Good for you. All right, Robby, well let's see if they can bring you good luck tonight. Okay?
- [...]
- Regis Philbin: [moments later, after Robby gets the $100 question wrong] Robby is gone before he's here! Take those "lucky" shorts off and BURN them!
- Regis Philbin: What would you do if you won the million?
- Tom Colletta: I don't know. What's liposuction going for these days?
- Tom Colletta: [on the $8,000 question] Final answer.
- [pause as his answer is locked in; Regis looks up at him]
- Tom Colletta: I'm a fat man, Regis! My heart can't take it!
- [audience laughter/cheering]
- Regis Philbin: I'm just trying to help you sweat off a few pounds!
- [more laughter]
- Regis Philbin: You're right, it's kb for $8,000!
- Regis Philbin: [after Robby Roseman leaves with no prize money] Well, I mean... that just goes to show you, it's only easy if you know the answers. I don't even know what to say; we've never even prepared for anything like that. Y'know, they say elephants never forget. Robby's never gonna forget elephants, I don't think.