- Athenian man: Right, that's about as much as I can take. OK, alright? Now, there's only one thing for it.
- Spartan man: Agreed. A fight to the death!
- Athenian man: No. No, I-I was actually thinking of a vote. To see whose way of life is best.
- Spartan man: OK. I vote Spartan.
- Spartan woman: I vote Spartan.
- Athenian man: I vote Athenian.
- Athenian woman: I don't get a vote! I'm only a woman.
- Spartan man: I make that 2-1 - to Sparta!
- School inspector: [Seeing the teacher caning a boy] Really! Explain what's going on here.
- Teacher: Well, I was administering 30 lashes to this boy, and then I broke one of my canes. So I was giving him 30 more lashes, for damaging school property!
- School inspector: I see.