Bones (TV Series)

The Dwarf in the Dirt (2009)

John Francis Daley: Lance Sweets

Quotes 

• George Alano : You don't mind me saying, neither one of you looks like a cop. You look like a substitute teacher and fry cook.

  Dr. Gordon Wyatt : "A fry cook?"

  Dr. Lance Sweets : We're not cops. We're professional interrogators.

  Dr. Gordon Wyatt : Nobody's a fry cook!

  Dr. Lance Sweets : [Indicating observation]  The cops are in there.

  Dr. Gordon Wyatt : Yes. In case you annoy us, and we want an arrest made! Any more cracks about fry cooks and I'll have them come in here to rough you up!

• Dr. Lance Sweets : Do I even have the *right* to publish my book? And make public what these two can't admit to themselves.

  Dr. Gordon Wyatt : Don't ask me. I'm just a chef.

  [Sweets groans] 

  Dr. Gordon Wyatt : I gave up the game *precisely* so I don't have to face that kind of dilema.

• Dr. Lance Sweets : Running away from the FBI is always suspect.

  Todd Moore : I'm Canadian. My work Visa expired a week ago. I thought you were going to ship me back to Sudbury. Have you ever been to Sudbury? You would've run too!

• Dr. Lance Sweets : [as he's about to interrogate a suspect]  Would you like to accompany me?

  Dr. Gordon Wyatt : To what end?

  Dr. Lance Sweets : Double teamed by a psychologist *and* a chef. It'll be epic!