- George Alano: You don't mind me saying, neither one of you looks like a cop. You look like a substitute teacher and fry cook.
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: "A fry cook?"
- Dr. Lance Sweets: We're not cops. We're professional interrogators.
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Nobody's a fry cook!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [Indicating observation] The cops are in there.
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Yes. In case you annoy us, and we want an arrest made! Any more cracks about fry cooks and I'll have them come in here to rough you up!
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Temperance Brennan. You're in love with her. You're building a world around her. A family.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: We're not compatible. She sees the world one way. I see it...
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: No. Of course, it's absolutely ludicrous the idea of you two together. *But* the heart chooses what it chooses, we don't really have a say in the matter.
- Gidget Jones: What can I say? Got a thing for bad boys?
- [to Bones]
- Gidget Jones: Don't you?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No. I prefer good boys.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Quietly] Really?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Quietly] Yes.
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: [Speaking of Booth] Sometimes you have to help people against their wishes.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I can't think of anything I wouldn't do to help him.
- Nicole DaFonte: Are you going to tell Derek about us?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. No, I'm not going to say anything to him. But I will tell you that if you've been in love with another man for 10 years, your husband knows.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: So... about my marksmanship certification, any advice?
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Grow a set! Be a man! Step up! She's your partner for Heaven's sakes. The job you do is highly dangerous. She counts on you for protection. So you damn well better protect her.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's your big psychiatric advice. Just grow a set?
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Indeed, when it comes to a man and his gun, a woman is the natural cure. Take Dr. Brennan to this, um, shooting event. You won't fail in front of her. Trust me.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [after Booth knocks out a wrestler] What'd you expect me to do? He came at me like a rabid ferret.
- [Bones blows him a raspberry]
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: You think... Booth fell in love with Dr. Brennan during a dream?
- Angela Montenegro: So do you, right?
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: I - I am a psychiatrist. I'm not comfortable with answering.
- Angela Montenegro: You're a chef.
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: I am. As ususal you - you see the truth of things.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Do I even have the *right* to publish my book? And make public what these two can't admit to themselves.
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Don't ask me. I'm just a chef.
- [Sweets groans]
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: I gave up the game *precisely* so I don't have to face that kind of dilema.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I just need you to help me fire my gun.
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: That sounds desperately phallic. Is this, maybe a sexual problem?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Don't say that. Don't even put that out on the air.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Running away from the FBI is always suspect.
- Todd Moore: I'm Canadian. My work Visa expired a week ago. I thought you were going to ship me back to Sudbury. Have you ever been to Sudbury? You would've run too!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [as he's about to interrogate a suspect] Would you like to accompany me?
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: To what end?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Double teamed by a psychologist *and* a chef. It'll be epic!
- Gidget Jones: You know men. Something goes wrong in the heart department, it always shows itself another way.
- Gidget Jones: Guys are like that, you know. The outside it looks like they don't care, but on the inside they're chewing themselves up like cancer.
- Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Do try these amuse-bouche. They may look like sperm on corn smut, but I assure you they are magically scrumptious.