Quotes
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Principal Figgins : Only last Friday at the football game they tried to spell out "GO TEAM" and they spelled out "TO GAME"
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Principal Figgins : Sectionals is coming up. What are your co-director plans?
Will Schuester : Oh, we were actually... uh, we're each going to direct our own number.
Sue Sylvester : And we'll be flipping a coin to see who goes first. It'll be very civilized.
Will Schuester : Hmm, yeah.
Sue Sylvester : Very sportsmanlike, so...
Principal Figgins : This arrangement is pleasing to all.
Sue Sylvester : Isn't it?
Will Schuester : It's great.
Principal Figgins : Now... let's hug it out.
Will Schuester : [awkward laugh] I'd rather not do that
Sue Sylvester : I really don't see that happening.
Principal Figgins : This meeting doesn't end until I see your bodies touching. It's a technique I learned last week at my leadership seminar.