Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (TV Series)

Celebrity Millionaire 3, Show 2: Jason Alexander, Edie Falco, Ben Stiller (2001)

Regis Philbin: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Regis Philbin : Jason Alexander has electrified the crowd in our studio tonight. He's won $250,000 for his charities, he's two questions away from winning a million dollars.

  Jason Alexander : Will you just read the questions!

  Regis Philbin : What is it like, Jason, to sit in that chair, as opposed to doing it at home?

  Jason Alexander : Oh, this is horrible.

  Regis Philbin : Is it?

  Jason Alexander : This is horrible. This is where, if they said "How many moons does the Earth have?", you go...

  [gets a confused look] 

  Regis Philbin : It's a trick question.

  Jason Alexander : One or two? I, y'know, it just, what you know, just goes away.

• Jason Alexander : [stuck on the $250,000 question]  Y'know, the music isn't helping a damn thing here.

  [audience laughter] 

  Regis Philbin : Oh, that music.

  Jason Alexander : Yeah.

  Regis Philbin : I once, word- uh, wrote some words to that music.

  Jason Alexander : Yeah?

  Regis Philbin : Listen to this...

  [waits until he can get on the beat] 

  Regis Philbin : [singing to the music]  If you don't know, then you must go.

  [Jason stares blankly; the audience applauds] 

  Regis Philbin : Just trying to help you!

  Jason Alexander : You know, O.J. could've used a man like you.