Quotes
Celebrity Millionaire 3, Show 2: Jason Alexander, Edie Falco, Ben Stiller
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
- Regis Philbin: Jason Alexander has electrified the crowd in our studio tonight. He's won $250,000 for his charities, he's two questions away from winning a million dollars.
- Jason Alexander: Will you just read the questions!
- Regis Philbin: What is it like, Jason, to sit in that chair, as opposed to doing it at home?
- Jason Alexander: Oh, this is horrible.
- Regis Philbin: Is it?
- Jason Alexander: This is horrible. This is where, if they said "How many moons does the Earth have?", you go...
- [gets a confused look]
- Regis Philbin: It's a trick question.
- Jason Alexander: One or two? I, y'know, it just, what you know, just goes away.
- Jason Alexander: [stuck on the $250,000 question] Y'know, the music isn't helping a damn thing here.
- [audience laughter]
- Regis Philbin: Oh, that music.
- Jason Alexander: Yeah.
- Regis Philbin: I once, word- uh, wrote some words to that music.
- Jason Alexander: Yeah?
- Regis Philbin: Listen to this...
- [waits until he can get on the beat]
- Regis Philbin: [singing to the music] If you don't know, then you must go.
- [Jason stares blankly; the audience applauds]
- Regis Philbin: Just trying to help you!
- Jason Alexander: You know, O.J. could've used a man like you.