How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Duel Citizenship (2009)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : It's not gonna be easy, like the Canadian citizenship test.
Robin Scherbatsky : How do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
Barney Stinson : It's Canada! Question One: Do you want to be Canadian? Question Two: Really?
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Barney Stinson : Last question. Who is this?
[Holds up picture of Ernest P Worrell]
Robin Scherbatsky : That is the fine actor best known for the Hey Vern series of films. And his name is Jeff Foxworthy.
Barney Stinson : Wrong. It's Jim Varney.
Robin Scherbatsky : It's Jeff Foxworthy, you idiot!
Barney Stinson : Robin, not only were you wrong, but you stubbornly stuck to your guns and insulted me in the process.
[Salutes]
Barney Stinson : Congratulations, you are an American.
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Robin Scherbatsky : What happened?
Barney Stinson : You went Canadian.
Robin Scherbatsky : How Canadian?
Barney Stinson : This Canadian!
[Dramatically opens curtains of hotel room; a building blocks the view]
Barney Stinson : That was supposed to be a dramatic view of the Toronto skyline. We're in Toronto!
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Barney Stinson : You can be an American, but first we have to take the Canadian out of you. That's why I prepared these set of questions. Question one: Who is this?
[Holds up picture of Queen Elizabeth II]
Robin Scherbatsky : Queen Elizabeth II.
Barney Stinson : Wrong! The correct answer is Elton John. Question two: What is this?
[Holds up picture of curling players]
Robin Scherbatsky : That is the sport of curling. The point is...
Barney Stinson : Wrong! The correct answer is: I don't care, it looks dumb.
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Robin Scherbatsky : Make fun of the Great White North all you want, but Canada is the greatest country in the world.
Barney Stinson : Great... Social experiment.
[Chants]
Barney Stinson : U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
[Rest of the bar joins in]
Robin Scherbatsky : What does that even prove? They'll chant at anything. Ca-na-da! Ca-na-da!
[No one joins in]
Robin Scherbatsky : Ca-na... all right, so they won't chant at anything.
Barney Stinson : [Chants] Shrimp fried rice! Shrimp fried rice!
[rest of the bar joins in]
Ted Mosby : [Coming in] Shrimp fried rice, totally!
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Barney Stinson : You're gonna pass that test, and I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna drill you, and then we're gonna study. We're gonna cram, and then we're gonna study. We're gonna bone up...
Robin Scherbatsky : All right, I get it.
Barney Stinson : It's a rich area.