The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror XX (2009)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : [on cell phone] I'm at Krabapple's. Have you established your alibi?
Bart Simpson : Yes. I'm at the tennis match.
Lisa Simpson : Will people remember you were there?
Bart Simpson : [Mooning crowd at tennis court] Oh, I'm pretty sure they will.
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Bart Simpson : Let's play "who gets to carry the chosen one"!
[Climbs on Lisa's shoulders; he gets hit on the head by a branch]
Lisa Simpson : Aw, what's wrong? Did the chosen one got a bump on his chosen widdle noggin'?
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Lisa Simpson : But I didn't kill Krabappel!
Bart Simpson : What? You mean to tell me you just rang her doorbell and ran?
Lisa Simpson : Of course! Ding-dong ditch! You didn't say to kill her!
Bart Simpson : You don't say "kill", because you're smart. What I meant was kill that ding-dong and throw her in a ditch. Ding-dong ditch! Sheesh, read a book once in a while.