Community (TV Series)

Introduction to Statistics (2009)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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Quotes 

• Jeff Winger : Batman?

  Abed : Yeah.

  Jeff Winger : Are you staying for the party?

  Abed : If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Where ever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Where ever there are masks or if there's tom foolery in joy, I'm there. But sometimes I'm not because I'm out there in the night staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can't sleep. You sleep, I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No, I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.

  [Applies Chapstick] 

  Abed : Happy Halloween.

• Troy : [Abed is dressed as Batman]  Can I ask you something I always wanted to ask the real Batman?

  Abed : [in Batman's voice]  Yeah!

  Troy : Am I good looking?

  Abed : You're a very attractive young man.

  Troy : I knew it!

• Troy : That's one of my biggest fears.

  Abed : What is?

  Troy : If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut...

  Abed : You would eat yourself.

  Troy : I wouldn't even question it.

  Abed : Mmm. That'd be tasty.

• Abed : [in Batman's voice]  There's a storm brewing on the horizon, but you and I will save the night. Chex Mix, pretzels, baby carrots: predictable but appetizing!

• Abed : [to Jeff]  I know I'm not batman. You could try not being a jerk.