How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Bagpipes (2009)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : Well, now, I am the best at relationships. Even better than you and Lily.
Marshall Eriksen : Awww, look at you. Had a girlfriend for five minutes and think you can play with the big boys. Adorable. Son, I've been in a relationship since you had a ponytail and were playing Dave Matthews Band on your mama's Casio. I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep. I can rock a killer footrub with one hand and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile in the other that will make you weep. Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but... thanks for your concern, rook'.
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Marshall Eriksen : Lily fights dirty. She's small but vicious, like a badger that your brother starved for four days and then put in your sleeping bag.
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Robin Scherbatsky : So what if we're not the best couple in the world?
Barney Stinson : Yeah. It's not like it's a competition.
[Meanwhile, in Lily and Marshall's appartment]
Lily Aldrin : We win!
Marshall Eriksen : [Pops open bottle of champagne] Best couple in the world!