How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Bagpipes (2009)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : Are they still bagpiping? How long has it been?
Ted Mosby : They've been at it for six hours It must be that tantric bagpiping Sting is into.
Robin Scherbatsky : And she keeps telling him to bagpipe her harder. It seems to me he's bagpiping her pretty hard. There's a glass of water in my bedroom, and it's like Jurassic Park in there.
Ted Mosby : Hey, up there! You have neighbor! Shut the bagpipe up!
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Barney Stinson : Isn't it great to finally see her fulfilled emotionally, spiritually and sexually?
Ted Mosby : Um, I dated her for a year...
Barney Stinson : Yeah...
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Ted Mosby : I see what's going on. You, my friend, are suffering from a little known condition-"little known" because I just made it up-called New Relationship Smugness.
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Ted Mosby : I knew you were lying, you gotta wake up pretty early to slip one by the T-Mose
Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, seriously, stop it.