- Johnny Lawrence: Mexican candy. Chicharróns. And just picked up this badass cell phone. It's got 60 minutos on it. That's, like, 300 American minutes. And I got you a little something to say, "Welcome to Mexico." Don't tell me it's offensive. We bought it in Mexico. It's their idea.
- Johnny Lawrence: You're right. It was a mistake to bring you. This trip was a disaster from jump.
- Robby Keene: No, it wasn't. Okay, I mean, some of it was. Technically, you kidnapped and transported a minor across the border. But we got a good story out of it.