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Home Economics (2009)

Jacques Slade: M.C. Dan Harmon

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• M.C. Dan Harmon : [rapping]  East side, west side north side, south / Vaughn's breath is so bad his butt's mad at his mouth / This rap is by Pierce Vaughn is dumb / He wears diapers to bed and sucks his mother's thumb / And when he wakes up stupid wishing he was me / He has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee / Then he goes to school where he's stupid again / And everybody hates him even all his friends / When you come after Pierce then the battle is on / So this rap goes out to stupid Vaughn

  Vaughn : Uh-huh. Well played, Pierce. This isn't over.

• Vaughn : [singing]  Pierce, I don't need you in my band / I don't need your heart or your hand / I am my own person / And, Pierce, you're a B

  [speaking] 

  Vaughn : Yeah, you heard me say it.

  [singing] 

  Vaughn : Pierce, you're a B / Pierce, I don't want you to know / I...

  [unintelligible] 

  Vaughn : ... to grow / you can lie, just wait and see /

  [unintelligible] 

  Vaughn : ... that you set me free / Pierce, I don't want you in my band / I...

  [unintelligible] 

  Vaughn : ... your heart in your hand / ohh I don't need you in my life all you do is cause me some strife / I am my own person / I am my own person / And, Pierce, you're a B.

  M.C. Dan Harmon : [rapping]  This a song for Pierce Him so old / His body made Of wrinkles and folds / Stupid and ugly He smells like a fart / Poo-poo in his pants and poo-poo in my heart

  Vaughn : [singing]  Pierce, you're a B / Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B

  [crowd singing] 

  Vaughn : Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B

  Pierce Hawthorne : I'm Pierce. Yeah, song's about me.

  [crowd singing] 

  Pierce Hawthorne : Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B

  Vaughn : Come on, sing it for me.

  [crowd singing] 

  Vaughn : Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, Pierce, you're a B