The Simpsons (TV Series)

Pranks and Greens (2009)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Andy's Girlfriend

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : Dad, Lisa's making me see both sides again!

  Homer Simpson : Lisa, what did I tell you about that?

  Lisa Simpson : But dad, shouldn't Bart see both sides to make an informed decision?

  Homer Simpson : Well... But... Aw, now you've got me doing it!

• Milhouse Van Houten : Which prank shall we open with?

  Bart Simpson : The exploding pen.

  Milhouse Van Houten : I'm not familiar with that one.

  [Pen explodes on Milhouse's face] 

  Bart Simpson : Let the games begin.

• Bart Simpson : Milhouse, I just learned that there was a prankster in this school bigger than me.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Wow! Imagine his sidekick.

  [Imagines a giant nerd rampaging through a city, pausing to breathe through an inhaler] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : If he ever lost that giant inhaler, he'll have to hear from his parents.

• Bart Simpson : It is an honor to meet the guy who wormed Skinner.

  Andy Hamilton : Thanks. Back then, there was no YouTube. It was local news or nothing. Chips?

  [Offers Bart a can of chips] 

  Bart Simpson : Wait a minute. Are there fake snakes in here?

  Andy Hamilton : Give me some credit, man.

  [Bart opens can, a cobra pops out] 

  Andy Hamilton : That's a real snake. Don't worry, it's defanged.

  [Cobra bites Milhouse] 

  Andy Hamilton : Although he can rub venom from his gums. I'd wash that arm if I were you.

• Krusty : Kid, what are you doing? You're ruining the bit!

  Bart Simpson : No! I will not let you become a bitter, twisted monster like Principal Skinner.

  Principal Skinner : [Watching on TV]  Watch the Krusty Show, they tell me. It'll help you relax, they tell me.