"The Simpsons" Pranks and Greens (TV Episode 2009) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Jason, Grampa Simpson, Krusty, Louie

Bart Simpson : Dad, Lisa's making me see both sides again!

Homer Simpson : Lisa, what did I tell you about that?

Lisa Simpson : But dad, shouldn't Bart see both sides to make an informed decision?

Homer Simpson : Well... But... Aw, now you've got me doing it!
Homer Simpson : What kind of place is this? There are no snack standees, no soda standees, no standees of any kind!

Marge Simpson : From now on, this family is eating food that looks bad on the shelf and looks good on your colon.
Homer Simpson : Why is that guy with a purse?

Lisa Simpson : That's a reusable grocery bag. This market doesn't use plastic bags because they end up on the oceans and interfere with jellyfish mating habits.

Homer Simpson : Stupid horny jellyfish neutering our dudes.
Krusty : As my newest personal assistant, it's your job to drive me to work and avoid anyone I've wronged on the way. There's one now! Former writing partner! Ex-wife! Dog I abandoned! Bookie! AA sponsor!
Homer Simpson : [after catching Marge with his stash of junk food] Marge, I've never seen this side of you: me.
Krusty : Kid, what are you doing? You're ruining the bit!

Bart Simpson : No! I will not let you become a bitter, twisted monster like Principal Skinner.

Principal Skinner : [Watching on TV] Watch the Krusty Show, they tell me. It'll help you relax, they tell me.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Jason, Grampa Simpson, Krusty, Louie