- Edwin Paine: That's all well and good, but just remember, Charles, it's the Dead Boy Detective Agency. Not the Two Dead Boys and One Sad Psychic Girl Detective Agency. A rubbish name.
- Crystal Palace: They're both bad names.
- Edwin Paine: Charles, that was a job well done.
- Charles Rowland: Yeah, pretty chuffed about it myself. Except for the part where he choked me.
- Charles Rowland: The horrifying, powerful demon possessing you was named David?
- Crystal Palace: Yeah.
- Edwin Paine: The living are messy. Now, if she had died last night, I'd have no issue with her being here.
- Charles Rowland: Well, that was dark.
- Crystal Palace: God, I just wanna take their heads and just crush them together! I am so mad!
- Jenny Green: Well, that sounds healthy.
- Edwin Paine: Charles, you have a backpack that can hold an infinite number of things.
- Charles Rowland: I didn't know we'd need it.
- Charles Rowland: Boxing's a gentleman's sport, innit?
- Edwin Paine: When will I have to hit someone? I've been dead since 1916.
- Edwin Paine: You think it's wise to have a landlord with a meat cleaver and a potential murderer where we're living?
- Crystal Palace: We're not living anywhere. Because you're not living.
- Esther Finch: Teen girls have such lovely elasticity to their skin. I mean, you can stretch it yards and yards.